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The Viral Fever, abbreviated to TVF, is an Indian video on demand and over-the-top media service and YouTube channel started by TVF Media Labs in 2010, and currently owned and operated by Contagious Online Media Network Private Limited. According to the founder Arunabh Kumar, the thought behind starting TVF was to reach out to the younger generation who seldom watch television entertainment.
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Do vetra is the fourth studio album by Slovak vocalist Szidi Tobias released on Studio DVA in 2010.
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Ortigueira, Paraná is a municipality in the state of Paraná in the Southern Region of Brazil.
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