{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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Mary Gordon Calder was a Scottish paleobotanist. She is known for her work on Carboniferous fossil plants and Jurassic conifers.
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In baseball and softball, an uncaught third strike occurs when the catcher fails to cleanly catch a pitch for the third strike of a plate appearance. In Major League Baseball (MLB), the specific rules concerning the uncaught third strike are addressed in Rules 5.05 and 5.09 of the Official Baseball Rules:
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Behind the Trap Door